When the winter’s in full swing and your dreams just aren’t coming true, innit funny what you’ll do?
I wish I had a room like that. :’(
one minute i’m eating dinner, next minute i’m planning on going to get my temps tomorrow morning
weird how things happen like that
There are things about the Spongebob movie I wanted to know about.
This is not one of those things.
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
no but u kno a weird feeling well no probably not but like man it’s so weird for some reason i feel like i’m gaining weight and i wonder if it’s actually tru like that’d be so freaky
i just went downstairs to get a drink so of course my grandparents had to make a comment and my grandma accidentally called me “aff” then correctred herself to “ash” this is a new level of persona clarity
WHY DID MY GRANDMA JUST ASK ME IF GREEN DAY WAS THE BAND THAT BROKE UP OR IF THEY WERE GOING TO WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao