May 2013
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wizardroryweasley:
ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
“Here, I bought you the thing”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”
“just take it”
“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”
mayo is better than miracle whip
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MUSIC ASKS
1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
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ectoproctologist:
timothydelaghetto:
defuzzification:
entertainingwealthybitches:
90sdefect:
ghdos:
the4mat:
andross:
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
...
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vvaddles:
theselener:
vvaddles:
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
potatoandotherwise:
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom
those are guitar strings
hey-moarrk-hey:
if you think Travis is boring because he doesn’t talk much, go read his fucking Twitter answers OMG
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kittysaymiaou:
homestuck au where the kids are grown up and they have jobs and this is john’s cubicle
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girubatos:
doo·dle
v. doo·dled, doo·dling, doo·dles
v.intr.
1. To scribble aimlessly, especially when preoccupied.
a “doodle” is not a full colored picture with clean lineart do you fucking hear me tumblr artists
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i just found a reeses piece in my shirt and idr dropping it
thank u boob fairy
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spendon:
“vices and virtues was a bad album”
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changed my theme. bloop.
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havingfunpotterstyle replied to your post: I GOT A BUNCH OF SNACKS WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH…
varieties of drinks ehh? COUNT ME IN
WELCOME TO THE PARTY MA’AM might i just add that these drinks are non-alcoholic just so u know u dont have to worry about anything bad happening to u
EXCEPT A CAFFEINE RUSH AMIRITE
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i just learned that i need to change my theme cuz it’s poop on some posts pages (•‿•)
